Model Forum / Radio Controlled / Air Models / May 2004

Heck, I'll just use the good old network here.

BTW anyone looking for a multi-talented modeler?

I can do two things at once, like pick my nose and crash a plane. I am
also good at watching TV while gluing my fingers to a wing spar. If
you are looking for a guy who can spray paint a large cowl and cover
his glasses with little specks, I am your man. I have also had
extensive experience in leaving parts out, installing them on the
wrong side, and making two left (or right) subassemblies. I know many
techniques for bending landing gear and compressing fuselages. I have
advanced certification in the removal of broken propellers and foreign
objects from carburator throats. I have been able to determine if an
engine is running forwards or in reverse, while not even looking
closely at the test equipment.  I am familiar with RFI, spurious
emmissions, very low voltage power systems, delayed response control
systems, and high energy reactions. I have handled large amounts of
money in the course of building projects, and have never found a
dollar I could not spend. Some of the projects I have been responsible
for have been seen and heard for miles around. I am capable of
dividing completed projects into little pieces for trasnsportation to
alternate sites.

Any takers?

Tom