>>> There was a guy a school who we used to bully and call him "sh.t Pit"
>>> I hope he didn't top himself, poor chap.
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> ..'cuz everything that goes wrong is his fault and when we find out,
> we all say, "Fuckin' Lance!!" in anger..
There was a story in a bike mag a while ago about a phrase that's grown.
That being... "There's a hair on me knob".
This came about because a guy never admitted to anything being his fault,
and when he pissed in the bog and missed, his excuse was that the piss was
diverted because "There's a hair on me knob" Now every time anything goes
wrong, it's because there's a hair.... Magic I thought.

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The OTHER Kevin in San Diego - 23 Feb 2007 00:11 GMT
>There was a story in a bike mag a while ago about a phrase that's grown.
>That being... "There's a hair on me knob".
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>diverted because "There's a hair on me knob" Now every time anything goes
>wrong, it's because there's a hair.... Magic I thought.
I think maybe Fuckin' Lance has got a couple hairs on his knob....
I'm gonna start usin' that...
Beav - 24 Feb 2007 23:42 GMT
>>There was a story in a bike mag a while ago about a phrase that's grown.
>>That being... "There's a hair on me knob".
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>
> I'm gonna start usin' that...
It's a good 'un and no mistake:-)

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