Model Forum / General / Models / September 2005

This leads to the "You might be a redneck if..."

Your tank has a truck radiator....with a still attached.
You have a tank on blocks in your front yard.
You shimmy out along your barrel and spit on the sight.
Your tank resembles the Beverly Hillbillies truck...complete with Granny
in her rocker.
You weld the front end of a Charger on your glacis and paint the entire
tank like the General Lee.
You prefer Kentucky windage to the fire control computer's firing solution.
You have those chromed naked lady silhouettes stuck to your sandskirts.
You install glasspacks to make it sound cool.
Instead of reactive armor you install cases of PBR hoping it will stop
an RPG and if it doesn't you can at least drink it (if you're a redneck
PBR is drinkable).
Your idea of NBC decon is to shake up warm PBR and have a beer spray
fight and hoping the overspray cleans the tank.

I must be waaaaaaaaaaaaay too tired.....