My wife is working as a project manager trying organize part of a major govt
agency move. She's have trouble with some of her teams on defining terms.
Apparently people have very differing ideas on what something being ready
means.
I suggested a story to tell at the next meeting where she's trying to sort
these guys out. Some time ago I heard an amusing story of how the military
defines "securing a building". Apparently the different services view this
as meaning anything from getting a lease to turning off the lights and
locking the doors to assaulting it with 2 fire teams, repelling all attempts
to retake it and using the second floor as FAC position. (No points for
guessing who the last ones are).
Does anyone know this story in some semblance of rational order and what
everyone does.
Thanks!
Frank
robbelothe@aol.com - 10 Mar 2006 11:38 GMT
> My wife is working as a project manager trying organize part of a major govt
> agency move. She's have trouble with some of her teams on defining terms.
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> Thanks!
> Frank
The one I remember goes like this:
If you tell the Navy to secure a building, they will turn out the
lights and lock the door.
If you tell the Army to secure a building, they will occupy it and
forbid entry to those without a pass.
If you tell the Marines to secure a building, they will assault it with
heavy fire, capture the building, fortify it, and call for an air
strike.
If you tell the Air Force to secure a building, they will take out a
three-year lease with option to buy.
Mustapha, P - 11 Mar 2006 03:15 GMT
>> My wife is working as a project manager trying organize part of a
>> major govt agency move. She's have trouble with some of her teams on
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> If you tell the Air Force to secure a building, they will take out a
> three-year lease with option to buy.
Thanks very much! That is exactly how I remember it now!
Frank
robbelothe@aol.com - 10 Mar 2006 11:38 GMT
> My wife is working as a project manager trying organize part of a major govt
> agency move. She's have trouble with some of her teams on defining terms.
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> Thanks!
> Frank
The one I remember goes like this:
If you tell the Navy to secure a building, they will turn out the
lights and lock the door.
If you tell the Army to secure a building, they will occupy it and
forbid entry to those without a pass.
If you tell the Marines to secure a building, they will assault it with
heavy fire, capture the building, fortify it, and call for an air
strike.
If you tell the Air Force to secure a building, they will take out a
three-year lease with option to buy.
William H. Shuey - 10 Mar 2006 18:15 GMT
> The one I remember goes like this:
>
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> If you tell the Air Force to secure a building, they will take out a
> three-year lease with option to buy.
Being a retired D.o.D. facilities engineering type I can testify this
sounds about right! We had a large complex and it had a number of entry
doors and alarm systems. One night late there was an alarm and the
Marines on duty rushed to the area on the building perimeter. There was
a locked door in their way. The Lieutenant in charge ordered his detail
to break it down and they turned to with a will with rifle butts. 50
feet down the hall was another door that wasn't locked, but hell, that
wouldn't have been as much fun!
Bill Shuey