Model Forum / General / Models / November 2007

There is no "Great Bird Of The Galaxy"!
It is only another manifestation of the Opiate Of The Masses that can
only be eliminated by Strict Marxist Teaching from youth, and  the
realization that all manifestations of religion are but the work of
Trotksyite Wreckers, deceived by the ultimate example of  
Internationalist Adventurism and the Cult Of Personality that was Jesus
in his foolish attempt to subvert the Roman Empire into the state of a
Communist Worker's Paradise via a intellectual revolution in thought,
without first going through the proper historical analysis of the
socio-economic forces at work in ancient Judea.
Why, his attempt to integrate the fisherman of Galilee into a
proletarian revolution was as doomed as the 1905 Odessa Naval Rebellion!
The sailors are never attached to the inherent strivings of the Agrarian
Proletariat, due to their mobility and ability to leave the vanguard of
the Revolution by simply pulling up anchor and sailing away on the first
fresh breeze that will carry them to a Decadent Land!
It was no wonder Peter was appalled when he heard the cock crow at
sunrise as predicted, and realized his Socialist Fervor was sadly
lacking when put to the test, despite his bold stroke against the Roman
Exploiter's ear!
This is always the way of The Useful Fool! The bold stroke in anger
followed by the retreat when the Red Struggle becomes challenging! If he
had studied dialectics more, he would have used his sword at a more
proper time and in a more proper way!
The True Apostles Of Socialism would have met the forces sent to arrest
their "Savior" with Kalashnikovs, not Kisses...and a little effeminate
knife-work!
Jesus was a naive force of revolution at best, not even realizing that a
Holy Justified Purge among the apostles would have eliminated the
traitor Judas before his evil work as a Agente-Provocateur of the forces
of capital was done!
Rather than the simplistic "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will
be called sons of God" agitprop speech on the mountainside, a better
statement would have been "Blessed are the revolutionary masses, for
their children shall inherit a better and more perfected economic system
once this land is three feet deep in Roman blood and entrails, and the
corrupted Lackies Of The Exploiters that are the Sanhedrin are choking
to death on their own blood after being slain in a Kosher manner!
COMRADES! A KNIFE IN THE THROAT FOR EVERY STOOGE OF THE FORCES OF
CAPITALISM!
Now fill up these baskets with every fish and loaf of bread you are
carrying to support the revolution, or I shall strike all of you with
leprosy, lameness, and blindness!
In my Father's house there are many Gulags; pray you never see them!"
Now _that_ they wouldn't be expecting...and that's the very heart of
Successful Revolutionary Tactics!
Lenin has lived; Lenin has died; Lenin SHALL RISE AGAIN!
The Mystery Of Soviet Faith!
Now Comrades, let us pray!:
"Our Lenin, who art in Moscow, Hallowed be Thy name!
Thy revolution come, then Marxism's done, on Earth as it is in Havana.
Give us this day our daily vodka, and forgive us our treason, as we
betray those who commit treason against You.
And lead us not into Revisionism.
But deliver us from Trotsky.
For thine is the Worker's Paradise, the Proletariat, and the Gulag.
Now and forever, Red World without end.
Aim, men." ;-)

Comrade Patrovich Flanerov
Secret Party Name: "Rust"