I needed a pencil sharpener today. I already have one but it's only good
for ordinary pencils. I have a thick silver pencil - more of a crayon
really - that I use for weathering the edges of panel lines on models and it
is too big to fit in the sharpener. So, as I was passing by a Woolworths
today, I popped in to see what I could get. I thought that one of those big
plastic pencil sharpeners that kiddies have would be suitable.
I was astonished to find that there were no pencil sharpeners on sale at
all. Neither were there any pencils. So, I asked an assistant. I was told
that the shop no longer sells pencils "because of health and safety". They
are scared that a child may hurt themselves on a pencil and so the shop from
which the pencil was bought could then become criminally liable.
I still don't know what to think about that...
Anyroads, the newsagent two shops down had no qualms about selling me a big
purple pencil sharpener with a gonk sat on it.

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someone@some.domain - 28 May 2008 20:15 GMT
>I needed a pencil sharpener today. I already have one but it's only good
>for ordinary pencils. I have a thick silver pencil - more of a crayon
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>Anyroads, the newsagent two shops down had no qualms about selling me a big
>purple pencil sharpener with a gonk sat on it.
anothe fine american leagcy reached the homeland.
welcome to frivolus lawsuit land. watch that hot coffee!
Geo - 28 May 2008 21:44 GMT
>I needed a pencil sharpener today. I already have one but it's only good
>for ordinary pencils. I have a thick silver pencil - more of a crayon
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> are scared that a child may hurt themselves on a pencil and so the shop
> from which the pencil was bought could then become criminally liable.
They should obviously sell pencils with safety caps on. Covered in
orange-and-black "caution - hazard" tape. And an alarm if you remove said
cap.
Or here's another idea: Sell them unsharpened.
Geo
Super Glue - 29 May 2008 00:25 GMT
> >I needed a pencil sharpener today. I already have one but it's only good
> >for ordinary pencils. I have a thick silver pencil - more of a crayon
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>
> Geo
I could really care less about the sharpener, but what I want to know
is where did you find a Woolworths Store at? I had been under the
impression they were all closed out many many moons ago.......I know
the last ones here closed up probably 20 years or so ago.
kim - 29 May 2008 02:00 GMT
>>> I needed a pencil sharpener today. I already have one but it's only
>>> good for ordinary pencils. I have a thick silver pencil - more of a
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> impression they were all closed out many many moons ago.......I know
> the last ones here closed up probably 20 years or so ago.
The British stores were taken over by the Dublin-based Kingfisher Group and
run under the old name. There are three in the city where I live including
two smaller ones in the suburbs.
(kim)
Super Glue - 29 May 2008 02:57 GMT
> >>> I needed a pencil sharpener today. I already have one but it's only
> >>> good for ordinary pencils. I have a thick silver pencil - more of a
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>
> - Show quoted text -
Ahhhhhhhh so Woolworths is only a British thing now then. I know I
have not heard of a Woolworths or Woolco in many years and what I
heard was right, they were all closed up and out of business. Used to
be one of my favorite places to spend my money at.........
someone@some.domain - 29 May 2008 04:49 GMT
>> >I needed a pencil sharpener today. =A0I already have one but it's only go=
>od
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>impression they were all closed out many many moons ago.......I know
>the last ones here closed up probably 20 years or so ago.
he's an aussie or brit. they just died in the u.s.
the one's in the boston area were all really prime real estate and brought
mind numbing prices. the cool one in brookline village is yet another cvs....
Kev - 29 May 2008 08:18 GMT
>>> >I needed a pencil sharpener today. =A0I already have one but it's only go=
>>od
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>>impression they were all closed out many many moons ago.......I know
>>the last ones here closed up probably 20 years or so ago.
>he's an aussie or brit. they just died in the u.s.
>the one's in the boston area were all really prime real estate and brought
>mind numbing prices. the cool one in brookline village is yet another cvs....
Can't be an aussie guys as Woolworths is one of the biggest chains of
stores we have. They at least sell pencils and sharpeners in our
stores.
Enzo Matrix - 29 May 2008 08:13 GMT
>>> I needed a pencil sharpener today. I already have one but it's only
>>> good for ordinary pencils. I have a thick silver pencil - more of a
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> impression they were all closed out many many moons ago.......I know
> the last ones here closed up probably 20 years or so ago.
I'm in the UK. There is a Woolies in every town.

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Kevin(Bluey) - 29 May 2008 08:46 GMT
>>>> I needed a pencil sharpener today. I already have one but it's only
>>>> good for ordinary pencils. I have a thick silver pencil - more of a
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>
> I'm in the UK. There is a Woolies in every town.
Woolworths are like a rash in Australia they are every where ,they even
have Woolworths service stations (gas stations to our US friends)they
teamed up with Caltex to help scalp the motorist .Spend $30.00 or more
in a Woolworths supermarket and get 4 cents per litre of fuel at a
Woolworths/Caltex service station.Of course the prices in the
Supermarket is adjusted accordinly to compensate the price of fuel.
I often wonder why they are still called service stations as there is no
service like the old days ,where an attendant would check your oil level
water level and air in your tyres ,and then clean your windscreen.
You check all the above your self and fill your own tank.
These days there is only one attendant just there to take the arm and
leg it takes to fill your tank.

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maiesm72@netscape.com - 31 May 2008 10:54 GMT
A week in Japan taught me to appreciate what used to be here. True gas
station attendants, trained, efficent and polite to the extreme. Same
thing everywhere.
Let's get a law passed that every employee in every company in the US
has to work in Japan for a year before working here. :-) It sure would
put an end to the nasty a.s, ignorant, insulting, untrained, rude
pieces of human dung that seem to be the norm in American business
today.
...and yes, that includes the dipstick at the cell phone store that
thought she could make up the rules from mist until I called her boss
and got her a.s fired.
Tom
> I often wonder why they are still called service stations as there is no
> service like the old days ,where an attendant would check your oil level
> water level and air in your tyres ,and then clean your windscreen.
> You check all the above your self and fill your own tank.
> These days there is only one attendant just there to take the arm and
> leg it takes to fill your tank.
kim - 29 May 2008 01:56 GMT
> I needed a pencil sharpener today. I already have one but it's only
> good for ordinary pencils. I have a thick silver pencil - more of a
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> Anyroads, the newsagent two shops down had no qualms about selling me
> a big purple pencil sharpener with a gonk sat on it.
Come on now Enzo, admit it. You just wanted the gonk didn't you?
(kim)
Bruce Burden - 30 May 2008 03:59 GMT
: So, I asked an assistant. I was told
: that the shop no longer sells pencils "because of health and safety". They
: are scared that a child may hurt themselves on a pencil and so the shop from
: which the pencil was bought could then become criminally liable.
:
: I still don't know what to think about that...
It means there are too many lawyers infesting this dirt
ball.
Q What do you call a lawyer on the moon?
A An accident
Q What do you call 100 lawyers on the moon?
A A tragedy
Q What do you call 100,000 lawyers on the moon?
A A good start.
Anywho, it is amazing that I managed to survive child
hood. Guess it was all due to a lack of chinese made toys...
Bruce

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