Model Forum / General / Railroads / August 2008

The caption 'competition' is still open. This is the original posting

At last I've managed to sum up the courage to publish this photo. Some
say you will need a sick bag to view this one  - and they are just the
kind ones! Here it is
http://mikehughes627.fotopic.net/p52922253.html

Having asked you to send in your various captions after I've posted
photos of our members (and visitors) I must now stand in the firing line
myself. So this is the next 'caption competition'.

I know I probably don't have to tell you that you can be a rude as you
like. I'll publish the ones that are suitable for general consumption
with the final one being posted to the site. This time the decision is
*mine* <

Here are some of the replies I've received. Can you do better?

"well its the best pic we could get, what with all the light shining off
his head!"

"this keyboard is too small for my podgy fingers"

Geeze, you are about my size... Skinny!!!!! Just about as handsome too.

"Tell me again. How many times do I press this key to get to the naked
ladies?"

Spotted Mick gets his just desserts!

'After only ever living life as a 'Trekkie', Mike sat for hours trying
to figure
why he couldn't 'beam' the flat car down!'

'Oh!  A train simulator, now how do I find a loco?'

'Now I now what they mean about exciting pictures on the internet!'

'So many buttons!  I'm only used to two knobs on my Etch-a-Sketch!'

'Mike spent hours trying to change the picture - not realising that
someone
had stuck a photo of this screen-shot on to his screen!'

How do I turn this bloody thing off?

Wow, look at this weird train.

"After a mix up with sugar while making the tea, Mike is only allowed
remote access to the layout from a safe distance for his own
protection."

Dad gum, man.  You make me look like Adonis.   TAXI !