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Do not look in the direction of the flash...
Curl up in a ball as you hit the ground...
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of 85 Million Tons of TNT per Net Ounce of Weight
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Dwayne Surdu-Miller - 29 Jun 2004 20:27 GMT
Ooo... weapons of mass delightment... so that's where they went and what
was meant :-)
Patrick Harvey - 29 Jun 2004 22:31 GMT
"full-blown instruments of mass recreation"
This was way too funny.
Patrick
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RayDunakin - 30 Jun 2004 02:15 GMT
<<http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4025&n=1 >>
LOL!!
<< The Pentagon reports that the current Chinese fireworks arsenal, which is
known to include land-based firecrackers, bottle-to-air rockets, and the
oft-criticized M-80, is believed to hold a delighting force in excess of 10,000
megafuns—or, in the words of one expert, "almost a billion times the
merriment produced by a single cherry bomb.">>
They may have more bottle-to-air rockets than we do, but we've got them beat on
size:
http://www.geocities.com/vnom37/ldrs_03.html
Check out the second set of photos from the top.