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Model Forum / General / Rockets / May 200745 yr old Boeing aerospace worker DIES from Horse screwing, TRUE! No Joke!
Well well well, I guess the next time I think of Fred Shecter , 7e7s, or Saturn V vehicles, I will always think of a man being penetrated by an Arabian horse. I will give the link to the TRUE story, but first, I just wonder why its not ok to teach children in schools; thou shall not kill, thou shall not steal, but horse f.cking is A OK!!! Gotta love this country that is dying... And now, mammal to mammal love awaits: http://tinyurl.com/2n9ksg Lunarlos - Bark at the moon! On May 23, 2:05 pm, "lunarlosREMOVE2EM...@juno.com" <lunar...@juno.com> wrote: > Well well well, I guess the next time I think of Fred Shecter , 7e7s, > or Saturn V vehicles, I will always think of a man being penetrated by [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Lunarlos - Bark at the moon! P.s. No implication of Fred in this. Fred used to (still ? ) works at Boeing. Everytime I see a 737, 707, 747, 767, ... I will just think of mammal-to-mammal love ... I wish I had never read the story : ( I am now tainted for life... Lunar >Well well well, I guess the next time I think of Fred Shecter , 7e7s, >or Saturn V vehicles, I will always think of a man being penetrated by [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > >Lunarlos - Bark at the moon! What school teaches that? Take you meds. On May 23, 5:09 pm, Phil Stein <PSt...@ArielSystems.spamsks.net> wrote: > On 23 May 2007 14:05:09 -0700, "lunarlosREMOVE2EM...@juno.com" > [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > Take you meds. Wow even the Jewish sheeple have been led a stray... the ACLU has sued the federal government and forced ANY Christian symbols including the 10 commandments out of public schools. The myth, 'separation of church and state'. A myth because NO WHERE in the constitution, does it state ANYTHING about separating Church and State. Its just that sheeple like yourself, have just ACCEPTED what ever they hear in ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, and FOX. Now as a Jew, you should have known this; or are you one of those Jews who worship the Golden Calf? When Mosses came down from the mountain, some Jews were worshiping the Golden Calf. Mosses rebuked them and today they are a sect of Jews who don't worship the Hebrew Bible, but instead worship the Calf and do what they can around the world to oppose Judeo-Christian beliefs. Are you a Calf worshiper? Condoms on a cucumber ok! Sally has 2 mommies ok! But the Ten Commandments on a public school wall or a pledge of allegiance to the flag is bad! And you sheeple wonder why your country is going down the toilet. You wonder why you can't drive through certain neighborhoods without being car-jacked and killed. You wonder why Girls gone wild is shown right after pokemon and your children are experimenting at 10. 11. 12 with sex and drugs, you wonder why. You evil, lazy sheeple ... you wonder why your paychecks are getting smaller, the taxes getting larger, and your comfort levels getting lower. Truth hurts doesn't it! Bah bah bah bah! You wonder why ... you wonder why. As a Jewish male, I would have expected better of you. Lunar > Take you meds. Ignore him and hopefully he will crawl back under his rock. Responding to his ignorant garbage only ratifies his inflated sense of worth. >>Well well well, I guess the next time I think of Fred Shecter , 7e7s, >>or Saturn V vehicles, I will always think of a man being penetrated by [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Take you meds. Phil Is that slackjaw you're talking to? Chuck >>>Well well well, I guess the next time I think of Fred Shecter , 7e7s, >>>or Saturn V vehicles, I will always think of a man being penetrated by [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > >Chuck Nah - luneros - the man on the moon Slackjaw has ben kind by not being flapjaw Phil And this is remotely related to rocketry, HOW??? > Well well well, I guess the next time I think of Fred Shecter , 7e7s, > or Saturn V vehicles, I will always think of a man being penetrated by [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Lunarlos - Bark at the moon! > And this is remotely related to rocketry, HOW??? O.k., I know the following is bullsh** - but remember, you DID ask.... "The US standard railroad gauge (width between the two rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and the US railroads were built by English expatriates. Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used. Why did "they" use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons which used that wheel spacing. Okay! Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England, because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts. So who built those old rutted roads? The first long distance roads in Europe (and England) were built by Imperial Rome for their legions. The roads have been used ever since. And the ruts in the roads? Roman war chariots first formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels. Since the chariots were made for (or by) Imperial Rome, they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. The United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches derives from the original specification for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Specifications and bureaucracies live forever. So the next time you are handed a specification and wonder what horse's a.s came up with it, you may be exactly right, because the Imperial Roman war chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the back ends of two war horses. Thus, we have the answer to the original question. Now the twist to the story . . . There's an interesting extension to the story about railroad gauges and horses' behinds. When we see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah. The engineers who designed the SRBs might have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory had to run through a tunnel in the mountains. The SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track is about as wide as two horses' behinds. So, the major design feature of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a Horse's a.s! " http://www.snopes.com/history/american/gauge.htm >> And this is remotely related to rocketry, HOW??? > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > Because that's the way they built them in England, and the US railroads were built by English > expatriates. That's where I pulled it from. > http://www.snopes.com/history/american/gauge.htm > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >> Because that's the way they built them in England, and the US railroads were built by English >> expatriates. > That's where I pulled it from. > >> http://www.snopes.com/history/american/gauge.htm From the cite: Claim: The United States standard railroad gauge derives from the original specification for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Status: False. Uh, yeah... we already know that it's false. I clearly stated, when I originally posted it, that it was "bullsh**" (exact quote). Fred asked how horses could possibly be related to rocketry, and I posted it for entertainment value... i.e., humor. >> That's where I pulled it from. >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Status: False. > Uh, yeah... we already know that it's false. > > I clearly stated, when I originally posted it, that it was "bullsh**" (exact quote). > Fred asked how horses could possibly be related to rocketry, and I posted it > for entertainment value... i.e., humor. Sorry, I misunderstood what part of the message you were talking about (I thought you were referring to the original post). My mistake. > > Uh, yeah... we already know that it's false. > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Sorry, I misunderstood what part of the message you were talking about > (I thought you were referring to the original post). My mistake. One mistake of many... Lunar http://www.news24.com/News24/Entertainment/Abroad/0,,2-1225-1243_2116755,00.html The Energy of being screwed by a horse ABSTRACT By Lunarlos - r.m.r. The purpose of this document is to examine the work done in mammal-too- mammal sex and what it takes to die from it. There will be assumptions made, but these are close to actual real-life circumstances. Introduction I will first layout a few definitions and then assumptions about the horse and the f.cking of Mr. Kenneth Pinyan's rectum. The impetus for this paper comes from Fred Schecter who asked a very punctilious question,'What does this have to do with rocketry?'. Well Fred and others, this paper answer that question with both levity and science all rolled into one. I hope that this paper helps others to engage in similar activities and mammal-too-mammal sex. DEFINITIONS Power (Pr) = FORCE X VELOCITY Force (Fr) = Pressure X AREA The PRESSURE needed to tear the lining of the Mr. Pinyan's rectum ~= 10lb/(in*in) * 1 HORSE Power (Hp) = 550 ft*lbs ------ s 1 Watt (W) = 1 N*m ----- s 1 Hp = 745 W ASSUMPTIONS Horse penis stroke is 15 inches/sec (2 secs for the full stroke cycle) Horse penis Diameter is 2 inches (conservative guess, those more knowledgable please correct) => AREA = 3.14 in*in And now.., the Larch... and the math: POWER = PRESSURE X AREA X VELOCITY = 10lb X 3.14 in*in X 15 in ------ ---------- ------- in*in s = 471 lb-in X 1 ft --------- ------ s 12 in ~= 40 lb-ft = .073 Hp x 745 W = 54.2W -------- ----- s Hp So now we have the power in metric terms. From here we use our metric equation for power: 54.2W = X * ym where y = 15 inches ~= .5 meters (rounded up for ease of math) ------- s RESULT Now, X = 108.4 N from the above equation. On the scale of total impulse, this reults in a Total Impulse from one horse penis stroke roughly equivelent to a low G motor. This result is low because I didn't take into account the frictional forces involved and the engery lost in the heating of Mr. Pinyan's rectum and the horses's penis. I would estimate that as in all heat engines, there would be a 66% loss of energy due to sound, and heat and therefore the the actual Total Impulse of each penis stroke is a lot higher by that amount and therefore the Total Impulse comes to 172 N-s which is a low H motor. I also assumed that Mr. Pinyan didn't move during the strokes as this then changes the distance over which the force is done and therefore changes the amount of work done. CONCLUSION Being f.cked in the a.s by an Arabian horse is not only allegory to what America is getting from Muslims around the world and domestically, but it is very detremental to one's health. Also, the results from above indicate that if one should engage in sticking model rocket motors or a horse penis in one's rectum, care and planning should ensue. "G" motors are the lower limit and should never be used. Instead use, low impulse "F" motors, and stay away from single use motors. Instead, use Aerotech reloads as their impulse is far more predictable and they tend to CATO less... one would find major discomfort should a motor CATO in one's a.s. Should you desire mammal-too-mammal rectal sex, then try using a pony as there power levels should be much lower than an adult Arabian Stallion. Good luck in what ever you decide to place up your a.s. * Taught to me when I would service aircraft tires |
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