Model Forum / General / Rockets / May 2007

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The Energy of Being Screwed by an Arabian Horse

ABSTRACT

By Lunarlos - r.m.r.

The purpose of this document is to examine the work done in mammal-too-
mammal sex and what it takes
to die from it.  There will be assumptions made, but these are close
to actual
real-life circumstances.

Introduction

I will first layout a few definitions and then assumptions about the
horse and the f.cking of
Mr. Kenneth Pinyan's rectum.

The impetus for this paper comes from Fred Schecter who asked a very
punctilious
question,'What does this have to do with rocketry?'.  Well Fred and
others, this paper
answer that question with both levity and science all rolled into
one.

I hope that this paper helps others to engage in similar activities
and mammal-too-mammal sex.

DEFINITIONS

Power (Pr) = FORCE X VELOCITY

Force (Fr) = Pressure X AREA

The PRESSURE needed to tear the lining of the Mr. Pinyan's rectum ~=
10lb/(in*in)  *

1 HORSE Power (Hp) = 550 ft*lbs
                ------
               s

1 Watt (W) = 1 N*m
        -----
          s

1 Hp = 745 W

ASSUMPTIONS

Horse penis stroke is 15 inches/sec (2 secs for the full stroke cycle)

Horse penis Diameter is 2 inches (conservative guess, those more
knowledgable please correct) => AREA = 3.14 in*in

And now.., the Larch... and the math:

POWER = PRESSURE X AREA X  VELOCITY

     = 10lb X 3.14 in*in X  15 in
    ------ ----------   -------
    in*in                  s

     = 471 lb-in X  1 ft
       ---------   ------
       s        12 in

     ~= 40 lb-ft    = .073 Hp x  745 W   = 54.2W
        --------                 -----
           s                       Hp

So now we have the power in metric terms.  From here we use our metric
equation for
power:

54.2W  =  X * ym  where y = 15 inches ~= .5 meters (rounded up for
ease of math)
        -------
           s

RESULT

Now, X = 108.4 N from the above equation.  On the scale of total
impulse, this reults in
a Total Impulse from one horse penis stroke roughly equivelent to a
low G motor.   This result
is low because I didn't take into account the frictional forces
involved and the engery lost
in the heating of Mr. Pinyan's rectum and the horses's penis.  I would
estimate that as in
all heat engines, there would be a 66% loss of energy due to sound,
and heat and therefore
the the actual Total Impulse of each penis stroke is a lot higher by
that amount and therefore
the Total Impulse comes to 172 N-s which is a low H motor.

I also assumed that Mr. Pinyan didn't move during the strokes as this
then changes the distance
over which the force is done and therefore changes the amount of work
done.

CONCLUSION

Being f.cked in the a.s by an Arabian horse is not only allegory to
what America is getting
from Muslims around the world and domestically, but it is very
detremental to one's health.
Also, the results from above indicate that if one should engage in
sticking model rocket motors
or a horse penis in one's rectum, care and planning should ensue.  "G"
motors are the
lower limit and should never be used.  Instead use, low impulse "F"
motors, and stay away
from single use motors.  Instead, use Aerotech reloads as their
impulse is far more predictable and
they tend to CATO less... one would find major discomfort should a
motor CATO in one's
a.s.  Should you desire mammal-too-mammal rectal sex, then try using a
pony as there power levels
should be much lower than an adult Arabian Stallion.  Good luck in
what ever you decide to place up
your a.s.

* Taught to me when I would service aircraft tires