>If you are seeking jobs in the household appliance industry, if you
>would like to live and work in China, then comes the chance!
Why do I have to move to China to take part seeking a job in the
household appliance industry ?
Ower Gert has already found me one in Ower kitchen.
Not only am I now head cook and bottle washer but my Gordon Blue
skills have now been extended to cover operation of Ower new
dishwasher, converted from a safety clean bio hazard de-contamination
drum and with the addition of Baldrics soap on a rope suspended from
the top.
> Nanjing
>Acceleration Management Consulting Co., Ltd is a human resource
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>for public highways, turning into one of the most sizeable household
>appliance bases and export bases in China.
Your client needs to either learn English or get his prospectus in
order.
To become proficient in selling household appliances one does not need
a vast amount of real estate, kitchens in the west usually are quite
small. Neither do they require logistics which means 32 tonne artics
or maintenance equipment for public highways.
Usually that means bulldozers and graders, not usually found in a
kitchen but could be handy for removing the omlete a la non-stick from
last nights plates.
>?.Senior quality control engineer
>1. Key Responsibilities
>1)Work with QA Director to realize Quality management and Quality
>improvement;
>2)Push positive improvement of company Quality culture.
>2. Requirements
I have experience of this. When Baldrics soap on a rope ceases to
function, usually due to either no soap or no rope then we do
experience quality culture on the dishes.
It was rumored that Great Grand mama was the person to sell that
delightful chap, Mr Fleming, some of the first Irish shortbread that
he then went on to become famous for.
>1)good ability of operation and plan in global system;
>2)good ability of operation and plan in supply chain;
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>7)Good ability of management;
>8)Good ability of communication.
Sounds well capable of either being fudged, forged or just plain lied
about.
>3. Location
>Foshan, China's South Province of Guangdong
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>spray systems, rack, tub, drying system and control systems for
>dishwashers;
Definitely the man then.
I have a BS [ bullshit degree ] in Grievous bodily harm, glue sniffing
and ice cube rolling.
Part time open university course in Violating Virgins, on hold at the
moment whilst we are looking for some new Virgins, last sighting was
in Liverpool around 1973.
Exorcets bought and sold.
>2)Perform the product engineering leadership to bring a dishwasher to
>market;
No I have a van for that, when it's cleared out of junk and old
milling machines.
>3)responsible for assigning work to ProE designers, write test
>requests, analyze results and oversee structure development
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>time. As our client has promised, they would bear all the expenses
>that the candidates come to China for an interview.
Any chance this can be arranged when the next F1 race is on ?
>Contact Us
>Suzhou Office of Nanjing Acceleration Management Consulting Co., Ltd
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>
>Would you please send this information to others for me?Thanks a lot.
--
Regards,
John Stevenson
Nottingham, England.
Visit the new Model Engineering adverts page at:-
http://www.homeworkshop.org.uk/
Mark Rand - 31 May 2006 21:29 GMT
>No I have a van for that, when it's cleared out of junk and old
>milling machines.
You muscling into Mr Leech's shipbuilding territory then? ;-)
regards
Mark Rand
RTFM
jontom_1uk@hotmail.com - 31 May 2006 21:39 GMT
[snip]
> > Nanjing
> >Acceleration Management Consulting Co., Ltd is a human resource
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> >for public highways, turning into one of the most sizeable household
> >appliance bases and export bases in China.
> Your client needs to either learn English or get his prospectus in
> order.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> kitchen but could be handy for removing the omlete a la non-stick from
> last nights plates.
John you are looking at this from a British perspective, when you
intend to take over the world you buy the real estate (land in UK?)
build the road, build the houses, fill the kitchens and of course
eventually remove the junk for scrap and start the whole process over
again. I think we used to call it "end to end" (or cradle to grave)
engineering.
[big snip]
> >2)Perform the product engineering leadership to bring a dishwasher to
> >market;
>
> No I have a van for that, when it's cleared out of junk and old
> milling machines.
John, I'm sure you meant to say "assorted bic a brac and fine example
of mature, quality British engineering".
[snip again}
> >If interested in any of our positions, please send your resume in
> >English and Chinese to us immediately. We will contact at the first
> >time. As our client has promised, they would bear all the expenses
> >that the candidates come to China for an interview.
>
> Any chance this can be arranged when the next F1 race is on ?
Hmmm, 18,000rpm dishwasher, sounds good to me but will they sell many
(other than in Nottingham of course) at £25m apiece.
[yet another snip]
regards
Blind Pew
Tony Jeffree - 31 May 2006 21:56 GMT
>> No I have a van for that, when it's cleared out of junk and old
>> milling machines.
>
>John, I'm sure you meant to say "assorted bic a brac and fine example
>of mature, quality British engineering".
No, what he really meant was horse-sh.t & old tram tickets ;-)
Regards,
Tony