>I would suggest brazing with a propane torch, using Spam as the filler.
> Hmmm...SPAM doesn't sound like a very useful filller to me
A typo. He wanted to write SPAM filter,
Nick

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>>I would suggest brazing with a propane torch, using Spam as the filler.
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>Hmmm...SPAM doesn't sound like a very useful filller to me
OK - following a lead from this group regarding Turkey-working, I
chopped it's legs off with a grinder, strimmed it, turned it in the
four-jaw, stuffed it with epoxy, After partially cooking it in the
muffle furnace I finished it off in the brazing hearth.....
Now - how do I kill it?
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Nick Mueller - 22 Dec 2006 16:55 GMT
> Now - how do I kill it?
Back in the lathe, head pointing to the right. Loosen tailstock, put a live
center*) in and slam the tailstock to the left.
*)
I know it isn't spelled "life center", but I'm still confused about the
meaning in this context.
Oh, and a peacefull Christmas to all!
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Mark Rand - 22 Dec 2006 19:30 GMT
>> Now - how do I kill it?
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>Nick
Live as in 'alive or living' same pronunciation as the end of 'alive'
Alive is an adjective. 'having life'
Live can be used as an adjective 'having life' and an intransitive verb 'being
alive'. When live is used as the verb it is pronounced like 'give'. When it is
used as an adjective it is pronounced like 'dive'.
A centre that rotates with the work (being alive) instead of being stationary
(being dead). The live centre is at the headstock end and the dead centre is
at the tailstock end. If you use a rotating centre at the tailstock end, then
both centres are live :-)
Hope I didn't make things worse... My English grades were far worse than my
maths and physics grades at school.
Mark Rand
RTFM
Nick Mueller - 23 Dec 2006 00:21 GMT
> Live as in 'alive or living' same pronunciation as the end of 'alive'
Oh, I forgot the ":-)" :-)
Here is a supply (valid only in 2006, max. one per day!; Ask for
2007-smilies after 01/06, I'm out of business 'til then).
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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Joules Beech - 22 Dec 2006 20:34 GMT
>>> I would suggest brazing with a propane torch, using Spam as the filler.
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> Merry Christmas all...
Tin snips, or if your squeamish, cut off saw as the guard may hide the
cut. Judging by previous comments the cut off saw will please the cats.
My mate like's cats, uses them for garden mulch, says they can be kept
nice and tidy with a quick rake over every now and then to keep the fur
straight. Make that 1002 uses of a dead cat.
Joules
David Littlewood - 23 Dec 2006 19:22 GMT
>>>I would suggest brazing with a propane torch, using Spam as the filler.
>>
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>four-jaw, stuffed it with epoxy, After partially cooking it in the
>muffle furnace I finished it off in the brazing hearth.....
Reminds me of a review I heard many years ago of a Hindemith opera
called "Der Schwanendreher", The Swan Turner. The title refers to a
kitchen servant employed to turn roasting swans on a spit, but the
reviewer said something like "of course, anyone who has actually eaten
swan could be forgiven for thinking he was employed to turn it on a
lathe".
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Tony Jeffree - 24 Dec 2006 09:49 GMT
>"of course, anyone who has actually eaten
>swan could be forgiven for thinking he was employed to turn it on a
>lathe".
Reminds me of the recipe for cooking goose:
1. Fill a large pan with water.
2. Place the goose in the pan, along with a house brick, and seasoning
to taste.
3. Boil until the brick is tender.
4. Discard the goose and eat the brick.
Regards,
Tony
David Littlewood - 24 Dec 2006 11:46 GMT
>>"of course, anyone who has actually eaten
>>swan could be forgiven for thinking he was employed to turn it on a
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>Regards,
>Tony
Trumped! LoL
Merry Christmas all.
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