I would be interested to hear if anyone has any bright ideas for
milling a tree into boards. In the field adjacent to my parents house
there is a dead oak tree from which I have gradually removed all the
minor branches for firewood over this winter.
What is left is the whole, largely cylindrical bole around 11' long
and 30" in diameter weighing an estimated ton and a half. I could
chainsaw it up and use it for firewood, but it seems a waste of near
criminal proportions to abuse 250 years worth of naturally seasoned
(it's been standing, dead for around 20 years) prime English oak in
that fashion. It is beautiful timber, if you like that sort of thing.
BUT, I can't imagine any commercial mill would be interested.
Extracting it from the field would be possible with a Hiab or similar
- access is reasonable if I mended the gate, 'though it's pretty boggy
right now. It's just possible I might get it onto a tractor trailer,
but by the time I get it to a mill I imagine the costs will be around
the same as buying the timber, but I may be wrong.
I have seen photos (somewhere in the past) of a horizontal bandsaw
sort of device that can be fitted to a felled tree and crudely mill it
in situ. Anyone know of such a device? Could it be hired? Any of the
old tractor fraternity have anything likely and fancy a day out
playing with their toys to do a real job? I'm in mid-Kent BTW.
TIA
Richard
David "Billy" Williams - 16 Feb 2009 08:47 GMT
>I would be interested to hear if anyone has any bright ideas for
> milling a tree into boards. In the field adjacent to my parents house
> there is a dead oak tree from which I have gradually removed all the
> minor branches for firewood over this winter.
... looks like a public appeal for help for a conspiracy to steal timber
that rightly belngs to the farmer.
Richard Shute - 16 Feb 2009 09:41 GMT
On Mon, 16 Feb 2009 08:47:53 -0000, "David \"Billy\" Williams"
<no.spam.thank.you@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>I would be interested to hear if anyone has any bright ideas for
>> milling a tree into boards. In the field adjacent to my parents house
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>... looks like a public appeal for help for a conspiracy to steal timber
>that rightly belngs to the farmer.
Sorry to spoil you fun, Billy,
my parents (the 'farmers' if you wish) own the land and the tree......
Russell - 16 Feb 2009 10:07 GMT
> On Mon, 16 Feb 2009 08:47:53 -0000, "David \"Billy\" Williams"
> <no.spam.thank.you@invalid.invalid> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> Sorry to spoil you fun, Billy,
> my parents (the 'farmers' if you wish) own the land and the tree......
Such machines do exist - I saw one being demonstrated at a woodland
event last year - I was impressed with it - corner posts supported two
rails which were runners for the horizontal chain saw - which had a
longer chain than most chain saws but far fewer teeth.
As for finding one - it was being demonstrated by a community woodland
work project for people with learning difficulties - any similar
organisations you could ask - agricultural suppliers - other farmers?
Could you track down the suppliers and ask for a demo?
Russell
Boo - 16 Feb 2009 13:24 GMT
> Sorry to spoil you fun, Billy,
> my parents (the 'farmers' if you wish) own the land and the tree......
You'd steal from your parents ??!!
</kidding>

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David "Billy" Williams - 17 Feb 2009 08:18 GMT
> On Mon, 16 Feb 2009 08:47:53 -0000, "David \"Billy\" Williams"
> <no.spam.thank.you@invalid.invalid> wrote:
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> Sorry to spoil you fun, Billy,
> my parents (the 'farmers' if you wish) own the land and the tree......
...... and have you sought their permission to remove the wood or
are you stealing it from them and seeking to imbrangle the readership
of tis NG into your conspiracy?
Cliff Coggin - 17 Feb 2009 08:54 GMT
> ...... and have you sought their permission to remove the wood or
> are you stealing it from them and seeking to imbrangle the readership
> of tis NG into your conspiracy?
"Imbrangle"? Sounds like someone needs to learn English.
Cliff Coggin.
David "Billy" Williams - 17 Feb 2009 09:26 GMT
>> ...... and have you sought their permission to remove the wood or
>> are you stealing it from them and seeking to imbrangle the readership
>> of tis NG into your conspiracy?
>
> "Imbrangle"? Sounds like someone needs to learn English.
It is a brave man who admits to ignorance of his mother tongue.
It is a fool who accuses others of ignorance of their mother tongue
whilst at the same time shouting out his own ignorance from the rooftops.
.
Mark Rand - 17 Feb 2009 16:35 GMT
On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 09:26:19 -0000, "David \"Billy\" Williams"
<no.spam.thank.you@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>> ...... and have you sought their permission to remove the wood or
>>> are you stealing it from them and seeking to imbrangle the readership
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>whilst at the same time shouting out his own ignorance from the rooftops.
>.
The existence of a word does not guarantee that its use in a given sentence is
meaningful .
Come back when you've got something relevant to contribute.
<PLONK>
Mark Rand
RTFM
David "Billy" Williams - 18 Feb 2009 08:43 GMT
> On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 09:26:19 -0000, "David \"Billy\" Williams"
> <no.spam.thank.you@invalid.invalid> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> meaningful .
> Come back when you've got something relevant to contribute.
The word is listed in my family's dictionary and correctly used above.
It is the same dictionary that I was using in 1947 when preparing for
my Higher School Certificate.
I have always prided myself on being a law-abiding citizen and am
surprised that a caution to the readership that they might inadvertently
get swept up into a theft conspiracy should obtain such a reception.
Cliff Coggin - 18 Feb 2009 10:40 GMT
>>> ...... and have you sought their permission to remove the wood or
>>> are you stealing it from them and seeking to imbrangle the readership
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> whilst at the same time shouting out his own ignorance from the rooftops.
> .
It takes an even bigger fool to confuse the American language with English.
Cliff.
David "Billy" Williams - 19 Feb 2009 09:54 GMT
>>>> ...... and have you sought their permission to remove the wood or
>>>> are you stealing it from them and seeking to imbrangle the readership
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> It takes an even bigger fool to confuse the American language with
> English.
Or an even bigger fool, and someone with a tendency for rudeness, to
think that English words are American in origin?
As I indicated in another post, when I took my Higher School Certificate,
it was with my Family's dictionary at my side, "Nuttall's Standard
Dictionary
of the English Language", 1923 edition which gives the meaning of,
"imbrangle"
as, "to entangle"
I'm sorry, Sir, but I just don't understand the vitriol with which you have
attacked my cautionary advice to others that they might find themselves
inadvertently caught up in something unlawful. Are you a habitual criminal?
Perhaps you'd just had a bad day and had broken off a tap in something
you'd spent the whole week making?
Boo - 17 Feb 2009 17:24 GMT
>> Sorry to spoil you fun, Billy,
>> my parents (the 'farmers' if you wish) own the land and the tree......
>
> ....... and have you sought their permission to remove the wood or
> are you stealing it from them and seeking to imbrangle the readership
> of tis NG into your conspiracy?
I thought I was being funny when I made my similar post but this guy has beaten
me hands down :-)
Your imbrangled friend,

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Cliff Coggin - 16 Feb 2009 09:58 GMT
>I could
> chainsaw it up and use it for firewood, but it seems a waste of near
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Richard
I agree it would be a terrible waste to burn it, but I don't think standing
dead in a field for 20 years counts as naturally seasoned because of the
natural moisture inside, in fact the heartwood could well have rotted. To
season the wood it needs to be cut and then stored in dry conditions for
another ten years, or kiln dried for a few months. I hope I am wrong.
Cliff Coggin.
Norman Billingham - 16 Feb 2009 10:44 GMT
>I would be interested to hear if anyone has any bright ideas for
> milling a tree into boards. In the field adjacent to my parents house
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
> old tractor fraternity have anything likely and fancy a day out
> playing with their toys to do a real job? I'm in mid-Kent BTW.
As others have said, there's a fair chance that after 20 years on the ground
it has rotted rather than seasoned.
There are two versions of what you are looking for. One is a chainsaw
mill - effectively a long bar chain saw with two motors and a frame with
rollers on it which initially runs on a ladder nailed to the tree and cuts a
flat surface. It then runs on the newly created surface to cut planks.
Wasteful for thin planks because you lose about 8mm of wood in every cut.
Needs special chain as normal saw chain is sharpened fro cross cutting and
jams up quickly if you try to rip cut.
The alternative is a similar gadget which uses a big wide-blade bandsaw on
its side in much the same way.
Try e.g.:
http://www.timberresources.co.uk/Home.html
These guys hire out a mobile bandsaw mill and will come and do your tree on
site.
Be aware that old trees from farmland often have lumps of metal buried in
them and you'll be responsible for the cost of any replacement blades.
Rick... (The other Rick) - 16 Feb 2009 10:59 GMT
>I would be interested to hear if anyone has any bright ideas for
>milling a tree into boards. In the field adjacent to my parents house
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>
>Richard
Have a look at http://mobilesawmill.biz/index.htm
Don't know the prices though.
Rick... (The other Rick)
Science and sound engineering will always prevail in the end
"for nature cannot be fooled" [Feynman]
Charles Lamont - 16 Feb 2009 12:01 GMT
> I would be interested to hear if anyone has any bright ideas for
> milling a tree into boards.
I have had this done with a (smaller) cherry tree. There should be
someone in your vicinity with a mobile saw-mill. To find it, start by
talking to a tree surgeon. He will probably have a mate who knows
somebody. Here is an example:
http://www.ecotreecare.co.uk/portable_sawmilling.htm

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Mike Whittome - 16 Feb 2009 22:52 GMT
>> I would be interested to hear if anyone has any bright ideas for
>> milling a tree into boards.
How about your local Steam enthusiasts? They might relish the
challenge of turning up with a traction engine and a saw bench.
You might even be able to sell tickets to watch!!!
Mike

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Richard Shute - 17 Feb 2009 01:25 GMT
A tree surgeon! What an excellent suggestion, just wish I'd though of
it. And the other links and replies. Thanks all.
By the way, I accept that the tree may not 'seasoned' as such, but it
is certainly not rotten, it was standing till less than a month ago
and at both the base and at the top it is in excellent condition
through to the core, hence my desire not to let it go waste.
Rgds
Richard
>> I would be interested to hear if anyone has any bright ideas for
>> milling a tree into boards.
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>
>http://www.ecotreecare.co.uk/portable_sawmilling.htm
AndyN - 16 Feb 2009 23:10 GMT
>I would be interested to hear if anyone has any bright ideas for
> milling a tree into boards. In the field adjacent to my parents house
[quoted text clipped - 24 lines]
>
> Richard
http://stores.ebay.co.uk/alaskan-mill__W0QQfcdZ2QQfclZ4QQfromZR10QQfrppZ30QQfsoo
Z2QQfsopZ2QQsaselZ67432875QQsofpZ0
Richard Shute - 17 Feb 2009 01:31 GMT
Wow! You could do some real damage with that! Not cheap, but not
stupidly expensive either. Question is.... how to smuggle it past the
management!
Excellent link, thanks.
Richard
>>I would be interested to hear if anyone has any bright ideas for
>> milling a tree into boards. In the field adjacent to my parents house
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>
>http://stores.ebay.co.uk/alaskan-mill__W0QQfcdZ2QQfclZ4QQfromZR10QQfrppZ30QQfsoo
Z2QQfsopZ2QQsaselZ67432875QQsofpZ0
AndyN - 17 Feb 2009 17:09 GMT
> Wow! You could do some real damage with that! Not cheap, but not
> stupidly expensive either. Question is.... how to smuggle it past the
> management!
That's your problem, I've had no use for one myself but came across it the
other night while searching for a new chainsaw.
Andy
bigegg - 17 Feb 2009 18:05 GMT
>> Wow! You could do some real damage with that! Not cheap, but not
>> stupidly expensive either. Question is.... how to smuggle it past the
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>
> Andy
I've milled a few trees (around 24"-40" oak, ash, sycamore) by splitting
in to convenient sizes (ie, moveable!) with half a dozen wedges and a
14lb sledge hammer.
Then I just ran it through the 14" bandsaw with a 1 inch rip blade.
bigegg - 17 Feb 2009 18:23 GMT
>>> Wow! You could do some real damage with that! Not cheap, but not
>>> stupidly expensive either. Question is.... how to smuggle it past the
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Then I just ran it through the 14" bandsaw with a 1 inch rip blade.
Just to add - you only need 1 steel wedge to start the split, you can
then use wooden (oak is good if you know where to lay your hands on
some!) wedges to continue the split.
I actually use an old hatchet as my starting wedge
ned ludd - 17 Feb 2009 01:56 GMT
Richard Shute Wrote:
> I would be interested to hear if anyone has any bright ideas for
> milling a tree into boards. In the field adjacent to my parents house
[quoted text clipped - 24 lines]
>
> Richard
Hi Richard,
Another source of help might be your local wood turning club.
Be warned though that the wood might mot be as valuanle as you migh
hope. In the round it is worth peanuts compared to sawn seasoned an
retailed!
Ned Lud
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ned lud
Roland Craven - 17 Feb 2009 08:33 GMT
Do check carefully what species of oak it is. Some are near useless for sawn
timber.
hth

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