Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man
living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every
day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not
want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special
place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish,
where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream
and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs
money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise,
somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars,
they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk
about a good bullshit story. Holy sh.t!